private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

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[yourghosthost]

[...claps.]

[folkscallmewander]

Thank you, thank you, I do Sunday nights and parties. [He bows and removes his hat.]