private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

Comments

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[yourghosthost]

Yes, Ms. Butterfly?

[creepily poking out of one of the walls]

[ilovepuppies]

Why did you do that to Pi-, er, Mulan!? That was humiliating!

[yourghosthost]

Execution is part of the rules of this game.

[ilovepuppies]

You made fun of her! She had a reason to keep that secret and you just made a big stupid SHOW out of it! She doesn't deserve that!

[yourghosthost]

Theatricality is also something we have a knack for.

[ilovepuppies]

That doesn't make it okay!! That makes it the opposite of okay!!

She didn't even- it was an ACCIDENT!

[yourghosthost]

Accident or not. It's something that needs to be done when one of the guests is caught.

[ilovepuppies]

This really is just a dumb game to you, isn't it?