private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

Comments

[yourghosthost]

[just. deadpan.]

That's it. That's all you want from me.

[outsidethecircle]

I'm sorry for bothering you... there wasn't one in the kitchen.

[She told Mulan she'd ask! And she never did!]

[yourghosthost]

[...poof. his finger snaps, and suddenly, there's a watermelon here.]

There you are.