private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

Comments

[yourghosthost]

You rang?

[kinda just chilling at the side of the room]

[whistlenotchirp]

CHRIST!

[He doesn't mean to say that again, especially with children in the building, but he's hopping into the nearest pocket. Which is hard, given how much he's stuffed them with various whatevers, but he's still hiding like the big hero he is.]

[yourghosthost]

Sorry. Not present.

You can come out now.

[whistlenotchirp]

[After a moment, he pulls half of his body out from the pocket, face clenched up in irritation and humiliation.]

Oh, I can come out? [He hops out, marching right towards the host.] You gotta a lot of nerve, popping out like this!