private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

Comments

[folkscallmewander]

[If you leave out milk and cookies on Halloween night, the Gift Ghost will show up in your home and give you shitty decorations and write terrible rhymes.]

I'm only treatin' you like I would any other host. Besides, you deal with a lot every week, 'specially after this trial.

[He recalls how furious Fiddles and Star were, even those Ghostave wasn't the one who was threatening their loved ones, the one designing the executions, the one keeping them trapped, the one who stole their magic.]

You're just doin' your job, aren't ya?

[yourghosthost]

I suppose you could say that.

[he's rather taken with wander, it's fine]

I may be morbid, but I don't exactly see the need for the constant murder here.

[folkscallmewander]

[This is a friendship that will not end poorly.]

Different strokes for different folks. Though it would be nice if you said sorry about all this stuff that's happenin'. Most folks don't have years and years of seein' death to get used to it, y'know? There's a bit of a line between morbid and upsettin'.

[Just. Nudging him onto the path of becoming a better person and making friends with everybody.]

[yourghosthost]

I think I've made my stance on these things very clear, haven't I?

[folkscallmewander]

Yeah, but it's never too late to change.