private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

Comments

[kindaruledatit]

[Wendy looks at him for a moment.

Then she points the Mustache-inator at him and pulls the trigger.]

[yourghosthost]

[...it just kind of passes through him. there's a moustache on the wall now.]

...Alright.

[kindaruledatit]

Dang it.

[She looks vaguely disappointed, but she did see this coming.]

Kiiiind of hoped that would work.