private contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[yourghosthost]

If you'd like to reach the Ghost Host, simply calling for him will do the trick. An omniscient presence, he'll be sure to appear before you as soon as he's available.

Comments are screened for privacy. A good Host never reveals his guest's secrets.

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[yourghosthost]

[...and he falls down. because he's transparent.]

...Right.

[folkscallmewander]

[Right onto his face, but he picks himself up and laughs.]

Guess I shoulda thought that through, huh? Never did hug a ghost before, but now I know! [Adjusts his hat.] Y'know, you can hang out with us whenever you want. It's not a real party unless everyone comes down.

[yourghosthost]

Perhaps I shall take you up on that. I'm always one for parties - especially ones that are a real scream.

[folkscallmewander]

Then I'm lookin' forward to havin' a ghoul time together!

[yourghosthost]

[...claps.]

[folkscallmewander]

Thank you, thank you, I do Sunday nights and parties. [He bows and removes his hat.]